Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Brad's Office

Here is my office door. Yes, the sign does read, "Dr. Bradley Koch." As you can see, I need to find some informative and/or snarky posters to hang up. The switch on the wall to the right is labelled "override." Even though our chair denies it, I'm pretty sure it is used to administer electrical shocks, รก la the Milgram experiment.
This is the interior of my office. Evidently, I'm the running department joke since my space is decorated sparsely. It's a work-in-progress. It's barely visible, but you can just make out my blackboard on the right. I was thinking of charting out some football plays there.


This is the interior of my office from the other end of the room. Note the empty diploma frame on the wall. What's the deal IU Registrar? Can't you afford stamps? Liberal arts colleges give their professors tables and chairs instead of desks so that they can have egalitarian meetings with students. I don't use it because I'm better than them.

This a picture of a picture. My friend photoshopped my face onto Lance Armstrong's and a Confederate flag onto his jersey as a going-away present. Not surprisingly, people have mistaken it as legitimate. (Interpret as you may.) It's also a picture of my microwave oven. Not pictured: my mini-fridge under the counter. In case you were wondering, we are a wet campus.

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